What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 00:31

-All the bad guys are black.
You Only Live Twice
-”Ah so!”
Can you share 100 facts about yourself?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
From Russia With Love
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
A View to a Kill
How do military families balance personal political views with respect for civilian leadership?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Dr No
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
What is one thing which you cannot stop however hard you try?
Goldfinger
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-J W Pepper
Octopussy
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Do you think Japan will have same-sex marriage by 2030?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Live and Let Die
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Do empaths fall easier for abusive people?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Moonraker
Diamonds Are Forever
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.